10 Things I hate about you

I hate it when you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive your car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme

I hate the way you are always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry

I hate it that you're not around
And the fact you didn't call
And mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit not any at all.

--From the movie "10 Things I hate about you"